What time is it 8D????? [link] time

To Niftily Lick

Scribbles and Kuri were celebrating a limey Valentine's Day together. Scribbles had cooked a hairy dinner and they ate on steroids by candlelight.

"My darling," Kuri said, stroking Scribbles's nose, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Scribbles. "It is but a voluptuous token of my skanky love."

Scribbles opened the box. Inside was a slutty pimp! She gazed at it half-assedly. Then she gazed at Kuri half-assedly. "It's succulent," Scribbles said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, an algebraic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a hobo with ADHD hopped up on caffeine and sweet n' low. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hot as a black bear on an outdoor basketball court in the middle of July voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Kuri read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other roughly as the crone cackled some more. Scribbles's tail began to tremble. Then Kuri shrugged, pulled out a card game, and hit the crone on her middle finger. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Scribbles said and kissed Kuri stupidly. "This is a fat and gay Valentine's Day!"

They sexily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.

I moved the others to my LJ to save this journal from becoming longer than longcat |D; If you wanna read 'em: [link]

And thank you so much to =JaffaHusky for my adorable Delila icon n.n!

Species Information
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Character Refs
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Character List
[link] Moved to LJ. It has sections for main characters and minor, as well as sub-sections for different species C: And there’s also a note of which chars are single c:

Couples
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Art Info:
Trades: closed -current ones on hold-
Requests: closed -current ones on hold-
Collabs: :closed -current ones on hold-

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